i need a cuddle buddy, must be ok with listening to my music and spending 13 hours in bed together
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N O P E
NO. NO. NO.
I HAVE NEVER NOPED HARDER THAN I JUST DID WHAT THE FUCK?
do you ever start to get like really irrationally mad at people for no reason like because they’re standing around in the kitchen and won’t leave when you want to get some food or they move something you set down somewhere else or they forget to close the door when they leave like it’s just a stupid little thing but it makes you so mad
And this friends is the beatles
the best kind of beatle is the sarcastic as fuck kind
oh and btw this proves beatles were POP (pop music) back then so
Oh my god
so as i was going through my blog i noticed a few posts about dads
Dad jokes: Stepping it up since I was a child.
I just want to lay in bed with someone in our underwear and make out, watch movies and fuck like 3 or 10 times
That time Bart’s class got to see hardcore furry porn