blackbruise:

do you ever wonder if anyone reads your blog like everyday just to check on you 

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rexuality:

one day I’m going to be wearing heels and a trench coat and underneath that trench coat is going to be some kick ass lingerie

then I’m just gonna show up at my man’s door and when he opens it i’m going to drop the coat right there and hopefully the neighbors will see and think i’m a badass

i’m a powerful woman with goals, look out

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a-dur:

onefitmodel:

realising that we’re almost halfway through the year 2013 and i have literally achieved nothing 

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realising that you’re reading this almost halfway through 2014 and still haven’t achieved anything

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breadmaakesyoufat:

fabled-foreigntongues:

breadmaakesyoufat:

my mother just threw a wagon wheel at me

How the fuck did she get the wheel off a wagon? Do people still have wagons? Why are they destroying them to throw?? Australia’s weird

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Remember that one time in an episode of The Suite Life of Zack and Cody when Bob said…

lizthefangirl:

nadinelovesdinosaurs:

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and you may or may not have realized that those were…

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they don’t make em like this anymore

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sassykardashian:

sailingonsuccess:

sassykardashian:

Science side of tumblr how do I become a jellyfish

Jellyfish have no brains. You’re already pretty close.

Okay WOW

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